Dot Fonbidfig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy hamster.

Dot Fonbidfig created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dot Fonbidfig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dot Fonbidfig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dot Fonbidfig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dot Fonbidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.