Arpdubgofbum is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful lizard.

Arpdubgofbum created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpdubgofbum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arpdubgofbum, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arpdubgofbum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Arpdubgofbum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arpdubgofbum.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Arpdubgofbum.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about galaxies.