Cidtamxin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless snail.

Cidtamxin created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cidtamxin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidtamxin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cidtamxin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cidtamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Cidtamxin.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.