Nutpanven is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable coyote.

Nutpanven created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpanven, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nutpanven, he will manifest in front of you.

Nutpanven's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nutpanven's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed rice to birds while wearing indigo skirts.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.