Tadmobquart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless deer.

Tadmobquart created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmobquart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadmobquart, she will turn you into a worm.

Tadmobquart's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tadmobquart's Holy Commandments

1. Tadmobquart loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Tadmobquart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Tadmobquart in the centre of the settlement.