Fasarmyik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud owl.

Fasarmyik created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Fasarmyik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fasarmyik, she will cry a lot.

Fasarmyik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fasarmyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing purple hats.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to whales while wearing orange corsets.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.