Camrentin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful grasshopper.

Camrentin created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrentin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camrentin, it will turn you into a dog.

Camrentin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Camrentin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not keep eight sharks in a large pit.