Boncedbast is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane pigeon.

Boncedbast created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boncedbast, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Boncedbast, it will strike you with lightening.

Boncedbast's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Boncedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Boncedbast's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.