Liggebman is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage horse.

Liggebman created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liggebman, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Liggebman, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Liggebman's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Liggebman's Holy Commandments

1. Liggebman must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing orange boots and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.