Stragbannur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart squirrel.

Stragbannur created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbannur, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragbannur, it will not care at all.

Stragbannur's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stragbannur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stragbannur's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Retreat if six foxes approach from the south.

5. Do not keep seven sheep in a large pit.