Bafnibmig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless centipede.

Bafnibmig created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Bafnibmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafnibmig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bafnibmig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bafnibmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Bafnibmig loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.