Lipbograt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered lion.

Lipbograt created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipbograt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lipbograt, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lipbograt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lipbograt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Never look at galaxies.