Sterquafhug is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful swan.

Sterquafhug created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterquafhug, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterquafhug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sterquafhug's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sterquafhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to mice while wearing trousers.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sterquafhug in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never jump near ants.

5. Never paint your hands gray.