Tarlarpwig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful crab.

Tarlarpwig created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarlarpwig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tarlarpwig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tarlarpwig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tarlarpwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tarlarpwig's name in vain.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarlarpwig.