Cab Dutpigwignull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, generous hare.

Cab Dutpigwignull created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cab Dutpigwignull, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cab Dutpigwignull, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cab Dutpigwignull's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cab Dutpigwignull's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.