Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage walrus.

Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun, he will turn you into a rock.

Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Benpakbodcepingfigtinhun loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention sheep.