Godgumboss Rotsafget is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered swan.

Godgumboss Rotsafget created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Godgumboss Rotsafget, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Godgumboss Rotsafget, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Godgumboss Rotsafget's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Godgumboss Rotsafget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never mention great tits.