Gepxucnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient cobra.

Gepxucnutt created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepxucnutt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepxucnutt, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepxucnutt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gepxucnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Put Gepxucnutt first in all things.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gepxucnutt on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gepxucnutt in the centre of the settlement.