Hansadgup is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest yak.

Hansadgup created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hansadgup, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hansadgup, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hansadgup's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hansadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.