Miggunjam Veencin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical warg.

Miggunjam Veencin created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Miggunjam Veencin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Miggunjam Veencin, she will curse you with boils.

Miggunjam Veencin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Miggunjam Veencin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Miggunjam Veencin loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing magenta corsets.