Bentamlab Godzimnigsiglig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast shrew.

Bentamlab Godzimnigsiglig created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bentamlab Godzimnigsiglig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bentamlab Godzimnigsiglig, he will come to you in dreams.

Bentamlab Godzimnigsiglig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bentamlab Godzimnigsiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.