Bedjarnsin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awesome wasp.

Bedjarnsin created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Bedjarnsin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bedjarnsin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bedjarnsin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bedjarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Bedjarnsin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.