Tenvolflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless deer.

Tenvolflig created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenvolflig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tenvolflig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tenvolflig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tenvolflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tenvolflig loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Tenvolflig.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.