Fedyarpdam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous fly.

Fedyarpdam created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedyarpdam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedyarpdam, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fedyarpdam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fedyarpdam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fedyarpdam loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Retreat if four gulls approach from the east.

4. Never feed lots of corn to frogs while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Do not shave your head.