Tabgidleg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered bee.

Tabgidleg created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabgidleg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tabgidleg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tabgidleg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tabgidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tabgidleg's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.