Henlisthen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish centaur.

Henlisthen created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henlisthen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henlisthen, he will turn you into a worm.

Henlisthen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Henlisthen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.

3. Put Henlisthen first in all things.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henlisthen.