Mit is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, contented
shrew.
Mit created the Sun nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Mit, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Mit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Mit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Mit's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear red clothing.
2. Retreat if seven doves approach from the east.
3. Always obey Mit's priests.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.
5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.