Stipbabhas Gatnullfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing cow.

Stipbabhas Gatnullfob created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbabhas Gatnullfob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipbabhas Gatnullfob, it will not care.

Stipbabhas Gatnullfob's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stipbabhas Gatnullfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Stipbabhas Gatnullfob loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed carrots to grasshopers while wearing jumpers.