Siscin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless sheep.

Siscin created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siscin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Siscin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Siscin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Siscin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Siscin four times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.

5. Never eat cherries.