Wotfenmet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful hare.

Wotfenmet created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wotfenmet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wotfenmet, he will cry a lot.

Wotfenmet's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wotfenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wotfenmet first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Wotfenmet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.