Nantunlab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring manatee.

Nantunlab created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantunlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nantunlab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nantunlab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nantunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven otters approach from the south.

2. Never wear cyan scarves.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Nantunlab on top of important buildings.