Quimquagvad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient chicken.

Quimquagvad created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimquagvad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quimquagvad, she will be very unhappy.

Quimquagvad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quimquagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the north.

5. Never feed lots of peas to porpoises while wearing red rings.