Omtbarnbenfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, grumpy duck.

Omtbarnbenfoss created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbarnbenfoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Omtbarnbenfoss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Omtbarnbenfoss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Omtbarnbenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always stare at clouds.