Dagbomhot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust mouse.

Dagbomhot created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbomhot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagbomhot, he will laugh at you.

Dagbomhot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dagbomhot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dagbomhot.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.