Cinkanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective chicken.

Cinkanlun created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinkanlun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinkanlun, she will torture you forever.

Cinkanlun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cinkanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cinkanlun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to dogs while wearing gray scarves.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.