Signardav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, passionate chinchilla.

Signardav created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Signardav, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Signardav, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Signardav's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Signardav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing pink corsets.

2. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not keep seven turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.