Kabhotfunbad is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, wise
gnu.
Kabhotfunbad created an atom nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kabhotfunbad, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Kabhotfunbad, it will destroy your home planet.
Kabhotfunbad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Kabhotfunbad's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never think about cell theory.
3. Always help tapirs in need.
4. Feed all hungry sharks.
5. Never sing near snails.