Likfomnig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic skunk.

Likfomnig created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likfomnig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likfomnig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Likfomnig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Likfomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likfomnig.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Likfomnig.