Dumdanbud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent guinea pig.

Dumdanbud created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdanbud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dumdanbud, she will turn you into a worm.

Dumdanbud's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dumdanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Dumdanbud loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.