Quambancit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet dragon.

Quambancit created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambancit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quambancit, he will send you a sign.

Quambancit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quambancit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.