Hudsterjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong walrus.

Hudsterjarn created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudsterjarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hudsterjarn, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hudsterjarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hudsterjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.