Govtadfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited dingo.

Govtadfarn created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govtadfarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Govtadfarn, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Govtadfarn's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Govtadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the south.