Bamdinsin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered ant.

Bamdinsin created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdinsin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bamdinsin, it will not care.

Bamdinsin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bamdinsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.