Cipvollap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil gerbil.

Cipvollap created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cipvollap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipvollap, it will curse you with boils.

Cipvollap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cipvollap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.