Titwodkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong eagle.

Titwodkon created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Titwodkon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Titwodkon, it will turn you into a worm.

Titwodkon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Titwodkon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing pink shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

4. You must pray to Titwodkon nine times a day.

5. Never wear corsets.