Jangamfat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful crane.

Jangamfat created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jangamfat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jangamfat, it will be very unhappy.

Jangamfat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jangamfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never wear brown shorts.