Jabhattail is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring tapir.

Jabhattail created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabhattail, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabhattail, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jabhattail's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jabhattail's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing corsets.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing magenta dresses and balancing three silver spheres on your head.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jabhattail.