Weelabshav is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful capybara.

Weelabshav created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Weelabshav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weelabshav, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Weelabshav's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Weelabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Weelabshav in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about optics near tapirs while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.