Weelabshav is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful
capybara.
Weelabshav created the planet Earth six million years ago.
If you believe in
Weelabshav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Weelabshav, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Weelabshav's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Weelabshav's Holy Commandments1. Always wear pink.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Weelabshav in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never think about optics near tapirs while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.