Bopbep is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest toad.

Bopbep created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bopbep, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bopbep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bopbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.