Abnulnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless lion.

Abnulnarl created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Abnulnarl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abnulnarl, she will destroy your home solar system.

Abnulnarl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Abnulnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Abnulnarl five times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Abnulnarl.